Below is an e-mail from U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson,
D-Orlando responding to former less than one-term Gov. Sarah Palin who was in Florida campaigning for his opponent.
On Friday night, Sarah Palin came to Orlando, and
attacked Rep. Alan Grayson. This is what she said:
"I got to meet quite a few candidates who are
lining up in a contested primary who want to take out Alan Grayson. And I think
Alan Grayson -- what can you say about Alan Grayson? Piper is with me tonight,
so I won't say anything about Alan Grayson that can't be said around children.
[Good one, Sarah!] But thank you, Florida, for allowing candidates in a
contested primary to duke it out over ideas and principles and values, all with
the same goal, and that is unseating those who have such a disconnect from the
people of America. That's what the goal is here in this race against Alan
Grayson. Please fight hard, and do this for the rest of the country. Fight
hard, and send a conservative to Washington, DC."
Palin,
the former half-term Governor, current-nothing and future-even-less, charmed
the all-Republican audience with her folksy folksiness and her homespun
homespunnery. Atypically, Palin was wearing clothes that she had paid for
herself. At the end of the event, she shared her recipe for mooseface pie.
In response to Palin's attack on Rep Grayson,
Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand
large enough to fit Grayson's entire name on it. He thanked Palin for
alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida.
Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for
getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also
said that Palin really had mastered Palin's imitation of Tina Fey imitating
Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the
Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush.
When asked to comment about what effect Palin's
criticism might have, Grayson pointed out, "As the Knave's horse says in
Alice in Wonderland, 'dogs will believe anything.'" Earlier, as the
Orlando Sentinel reported, Grayson said, "I'm sure Palin knows all about politics
in Central Florida, since from her porch she can see Winter Park," which
is part of Grayson's district.
Grayson said that the Alaskan chillbilly was
welcome to return to Central Florida anytime, as long as she brings lots of
money with her, and spends it. "I look forward to an honest debate with
Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns
anything about them," Grayson added, alluding to Politifact's "liar,
liar, pants on fire" evaluation of much of what Palin has said.
Scientists are studying Sarah Palin's travel
between Alaska and Florida carefully. They hope to learn more about the flight
patterns of that elusive migratory species, the wild Alaskan dingbat.